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Hiccups
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can
give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. (Whack!)
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What did you do that for?" the man asks.
" Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife who is out in the car still does!"
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Hiccups Again
A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give
him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches
out and slaps the man's face.
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What did you do that for?" the man asks.
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Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
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A pharmacist in Need
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down
notes for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front
of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can't read
his notes. So he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?" |
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Drug Store Quotes
A miracle drug is one that has now the same price as last year.
A new drug for Yuppies: It doesn't give a false sense of security
or relaxation -- it makes you enjoy being tense. |
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Winking and Stammering
A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster.
The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking
and stammering.
The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities
we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering
disqualifies you."
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Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple
of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."
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Show me," said the interviewer.
So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out
loads of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, colored
and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the
aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.
The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we
could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."
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Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married
man, not a womanizer!"
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Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the
interviewer.
The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering
and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"
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