Patient: Doctor I want to live longer more than 100 years.
Doctor: Do you Smoke?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Do you Drink often?
Patient: No... never.
Doctor: Are you a drug addict?
Patient: No Never Ive seen those.
Doctor: Are you a womanizer?
Patient: No Not even once. Its a sin.
Doctor: Then why the hell you want to live in this world?.

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