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Hey you! Do you want some jokes? You have come to the right place, we have all sorts of medical jokes and humor for all kind of people. This site is to improve your life span by making you laugh.

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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