|THE NEW ABRIDGED MEDICAL DICTIONARY
ACUTE PAIN: cute girls pinch u.
ARTERY: The study of paintings.
ARTHRITIS: Art of through rude terror by stupids
BACTERIA: Back door to cafeteria.
BARIUM: What doctors do when patients die.
BENIGN: What you are after you are eight.
CESEREAN SECTION: A neighborhood in Rome.
CANCER: Can be transferred.
CAT SCAN: Searching for kitty.
CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her.
COLIC: A sheep dog.
COMA: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where Bill Clinton lives.
DILATE: To live longer.
ENEMA: Not a friend.
FIBULA: A small lie.
GENITAL: Non-Jewish person.
G.I. SERIES: World Series of military baseball.
HANGNAIL: Coat hook.
HEADACHE: Head of all kind of Cake.
IMPOTENT: Distinguished, well known.
JEALOUS: Always fall on others.
LABOR PAIN: Get hurt at work.
MEDICAL STAFF: A doctor's cane.
MORBID: A higher offer.
NITRATES: Cheaper than day rates.
NODE: Was aware of.
OUTPATIENT: A patient who fainted.
PAP SMEAR: A fatherhood test.
PELVIS: Cousin to Elvis.
PILES: Pivotal files.
POST OPERATIVE: A letter carrier.
RECOVERY ROOM: A place to do upholstery.
RECTUM: Dang near killed 'em.
SECRETION: Hiding something.
SEIZURE: Roman emperor.
TABLET: A small table.
TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the Bus Station
TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport.
TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at your computer.
TUMOR: More than one.
URINE: Opposite of "You're out".
VARICOSE: Near by/close by.